Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Introducing my minions

Since a lot of my blog posts will talk about my husband and kid, I figured I should introduce them.

This is my husband:
















Pretty close, anyway! He truly is super-cute. Tall, slim, muscles and stuff ... I don't think I even HAVE muscles. Well, maybe buried somewhere under the flab ...
Anyway, for the sake of the blog, we'll call him HotDaddy.

Here's our kid, whom we'll call Bunkie:










Note: he's angelic in appearance only. Ha.
Bunkie is kind of a freak of nature. He's 5, and is almost done with first grade (we homeschool). He thinks reading is this super-fun game and he reads anything and everything he can get his little paws on.
Right now he's almost done with 'The Hobbit'. The original version. Unabridged. Not a kid's version. Like, unadulterated Tolkien.
When I was 5, I was reading "Max the Cat", with brilliant lines such as:
                   "Max the Cat sat and sat. He sat on the bad, bad rat. Oh snap, Max, you crazy cat, omg."
So maybe that last part wasn't totally accurate ...

Both HotDaddy and Bunkie are lean, mean, slender machines. Not a chunk of fat on 'em. Stark contrast to me, the FatMommy, with all my luscious bulges.

But, at least I'm (finally) working on my chunkage issues. And for how I'm doing that - how I lost 85+ pounds and am still going strong - stay tuned for the next post.

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